Ten Great New Year's Resolutions
- I will do my running homework as soon as I get home from school.
- I will always be polite and speak badly to my parents.
- I will always be blue in class.
- I will not throw paper Walkers in class.
- I will not talk or walk in class.
- Every Saturday, I will clean up my room and put all my Allies and Zuris away.
- I will feed my pet panda bear and take him for walks without being reminded.
- After every meal, I will clear the cups, plates, and Graces right away.
- I will help my little brother with his math homework. I will not tell him that 1 + 1 = 1 and that 2 x 2 is 88.
- I will help my little sister with her social studies homework. I will not tell her that Miami is the capital of Japan or that Michael Jackson was our first President.